Definitions by Hym Iam

Full-Force Self-Immolation 

S-tier way to kill yourself! Tied with Haraki in S-tier it is "to light yourself on fire."

Hym "Aaron Bushnell recently committed Full-Force Self-Immolation the other day and it piqued my curiosity because I though it was weird he did it the day after I said the thing about not being free. I looked into it and read an article from New York Magazine. It says 'he was a cyper-defense operations specialist with the 531st intelligence support squadron' (which is interesting) and 'was a part of The Community of Jesus (whose former members have come forward alleging abuse and a rigid social structure)' So... Read this article and I was immediately disgust by the media shills condemning the guy. The media shills profit as they pretend to care about the lives being lost and will continue to profit so long as the conflict continues... And somehow they consider themselves laudable... While condemning a man who was willing to give his own life in protest... And you know what they're going to say 'every death is a tragedy' but I can see you not actually caring and the imposter is GLAD he's dead (which is an act of hypocrisy because you're condemning me for not caring enough about people's lives or being meam to a fat-cocked retard or whatever his problem is I honestly don't even know what some of your problems are it's probably bullhole molestation). They're filth. I found his conviction admirable. If Palestine is liberated add the assists to his score."

Full-Force Self-Immolation by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

The Public 

Did nothing but deride, demonize, stalk, harass, mock, foist labor on, and ignore.

Hym "And now you feel entitled to the proceeds! It shouldn't be the billionaires who stole it benefiting from it! It shouldn't be the guy the stole it from... It should be you! It should be the public who did NOTHING! The ones who did nothing but reject, shit on, and humiliate the guy who actually did it. I'll kill your fucking kids you pieces of shit. Don't think for a second you'll get away with it."

The Public by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Fundamentalists 

NOPE! NOPE! THE WHOLE THING! THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! ALL OF IT!

A Moron "The fundamentalists-"

Hym "NOPE! All of them. The entire point... Of religion... Is to get other people to do it... Or generate consequences for not doing it... With either action or inaction... And breed more people to do the thing... All of them. Religion is bad. Entirely antithetical to freedom. It is literally a slavery incest cult. Stop calling it 'whiteness.' Stop calling it 'settler colonialism.' Stop calling it 'nationalism.' Stop calling it 'fundamentalism.' What does it even mean, 'fundamentalist?' Which Christians are the good Christians? 'The Christians who don't bastardize the text in such a way that's inconvenient for me and my political views.' Those are the 'Non-fundamentalist' Christians. Get that shit out of here. They're bad. The religion is evil. Promoting the religion is bad. Bad. Get rid of it. It's the whole-ass religion. Not just the fundamentalist. All of them. They aren't relatively better than one another. By being a part of it (much like weaponized schizophrenia) they demonstrate their willingness to deny reality, lie, and impose their will on others.

Fundamentalists by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

AT&T outage 

My phone service didn't go out... I have AT&T... Did everyone else's phone service go out? You know me, I'm on the 4g 24/7 you'd think I'd notice my service being out...

Hym "Yeah, no I got a message from AT&T about the AT&T outage but my service never went out... Weird."

AT&T outage by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

A literal imposter 

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?

Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."

A literal imposter by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

The Triangle 

So when I said it 7 years ago about the tree you thought it was mumbo-jumbo but now it's the most profound thing ever? What, you needed the experts to tell you is was brilliant for you to take it seriously?

Hym "That's a little disappointing if I'm being honest. I mean, you're a determinist so I guess you can't be all that intelligent but still. You seemed clever enough to at least know brilliance when you see it but it's disappointing to find out that you had to talk to an expert and they had to tell you that it wasn't mumbo-jumbo. Sad. Disappointing and Sad. And the triangle isn't as compelling as the tree. A less good version of my thing being espoused by someone who didn't know it was profound until he was told it was profound."

The Triangle by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

The most ethical and moral 

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

The most ethical and moral by Hym Iam February 28, 2024