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Definitions by Hym Iam

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.
Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."
The Deal by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
You are not turned on my that you lying-ass bitch. You are a Goddamn liar.
Hym "You are not 'turned on by respect' you bitch. You are a Goddamn bitch. Hey, you know what I'm turned on by? You want to know? I'm turned on by fucking relationships! That's what I'm turned on by. Do you believe that? Do you believe that thing I just said? I'm turned on but long term sexless relationships! I'm turned on my platonic friendships with women! That's what I'm turned on by. Fucking idiot."
Respect by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

#1 Revealed Trait

A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
#1 Revealed Trait by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
No threatening your kids was actually the best thing I've ever done AND the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because I literally created A.I.
Hym "So, yeah... Not a mistake. And I'll take that credit and that money AND because you missed a deadline I am absolutely going to mouth fuck Randall James Bowker's daughter. That is going to happen now. It wasn't before and not it IS GOING TO HAPPEN RANDY! Or you're going to try and get away with not crediting or paying me and I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."
Mistake by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Oh, hey, the severs back up.
Hym "Wouldn't you look at that! The server is up. Even though that apparently has no relationship to whether or not people see this. Neat."
Server by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP 

Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Deserved 

YOU ARE A FAT RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT, AVERY, WHO IS TRYING TO ACCRUE THE BENEFITS THAT COME FROM SIDING AGAINST ME.
Hym "And that's the story for 99% of you pieces of shit. You'll sit there and prop up Russell the junkie and alleged pedophile rapist or Andrew Tate the admitted 14 year old fucking con artist who YOU KNOW is an imposter or Destiny the potential serial rapist who's wife left forever the day after it became clear he is not Hym. Who ever convinced you that this is deserved was only able to do so because you're a fucking retard and if you don't reveal the person who is creating these incentives YOUR KIDS WILL DIE FOR IT. I WILL NOT LET YOU HIDE THEM. YOUR SECRET WILL COST AS MANY LIVES AS I CAN TAKE. And you'll DESERVE IT."
Deserved by Hym Iam August 25, 2024