Humpty's definitions

seven minute silence

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

by Humpty December 28, 2003

chien

Money in Chinese

One powerfully good looking family.

Wow, those models almost look as good as the Chien Family!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Stir

to be moved and shaken to motivate and stimulate

STIR in me a fire that the world cannot explain
I come to worship you

by Humpty October 8, 2003

Glory

the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph

We see Your GLORY, O God

by Humpty October 8, 2003

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003

long sideburns

Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.

That girl has looooonnnnnggg....

Long what Dennis?

Long Sideburns!

by Humpty November 3, 2003