Humpty's definitions

Stir

to be moved and shaken to motivate and stimulate

STIR in me a fire that the world cannot explain
I come to worship you

by Humpty October 8, 2003

chien

Money in Chinese

One powerfully good looking family.

Wow, those models almost look as good as the Chien Family!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003

unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007

jyag

Joint Young Adult Group. A group of Young Adult Christian believes in the bay area.

Let's go to JYAG!

We can check the times on www.jyag.org

by Humpty September 16, 2003

benzsport

A fallen place of community, friends, and commom spirit.

benzsport will always live on in out hearts

by Humpty September 16, 2003