26 definitions by Humpty

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"
by Humpty March 5, 2007
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To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"
by Humpty February 27, 2007
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A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.
Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.
That girl has looooonnnnnggg....

Long what Dennis?

Long Sideburns!
by Humpty November 3, 2003
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the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph
We see Your GLORY, O God
by Humpty October 9, 2003
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An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.
My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.
by Humpty December 29, 2004
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The youngest of 4 girls who turns out to be the freakiest of them all! Ugly Duckling.
Dang, that's an ugly pigeon!

No, it's a Babylin
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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