Humpty's definitions

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty December 9, 2008

janie180

One of the most beautiful girls I have ever been graced to know...

I miss my Janie180

by Humpty September 18, 2003

bnzsport

The epitome of online Mercedes enthusiasm.

I love Mercedes...

Oh, so you're on BNZSport then!

by Humpty September 16, 2003

ELO

A shorted way of saying Hello! Often used when you just want to be cute.

Elo! How's it going today?? :)

by Humpty September 16, 2003

jyag

Joint Young Adult Group. A group of Young Adult Christian believes in the bay area.

Let's go to JYAG!

We can check the times on www.jyag.org

by Humpty September 16, 2003

mahoonies

see wordlong sideburnsword

Love those mahoonies!

by Humpty November 3, 2003

chocobo

Seems many people are forgetting to mention that this is a character from the Final Fantasy video game series. It's like the dodo in some respects: it isn't real! But yes, it is a big bird, probably based on the ostrich.

Chocobo's came in different colors in Final Fantasy 7.

by Humpty December 12, 2003