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fongflex

Man, gimme some of that Fongflex!!
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)
"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"
by Humpty December 9, 2008
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karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.
Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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nokia8860

He's the man, he's COMAND, he's Teleaid, he's BNZSport.
by Humpty September 18, 2003
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unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
by Humpty June 30, 2007
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jyag

Joint Young Adult Group. A group of Young Adult Christian believes in the bay area.
Let's go to JYAG!

We can check the times on www.jyag.org
by Humpty September 16, 2003
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mahoonies

see wordlong sideburnsword
Love those mahoonies!
by Humpty November 3, 2003
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