Humpty's definitions

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty December 9, 2008

right thurr

right there

look at that girl right thurr!

by Humpty September 27, 2003

karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.

Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...

by Humpty September 18, 2003

fongflex

Big Balling Rapper who's also a cutie pie.

Man, gimme some of that Fongflex!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Stir

to be moved and shaken to motivate and stimulate

STIR in me a fire that the world cannot explain
I come to worship you

by Humpty October 8, 2003

chien

Money in Chinese

One powerfully good looking family.

Wow, those models almost look as good as the Chien Family!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

bnzsport

The epitome of online Mercedes enthusiasm.

I love Mercedes...

Oh, so you're on BNZSport then!

by Humpty September 16, 2003