Humpty's definitions

Glory

the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph

We see Your GLORY, O God

by Humpty October 8, 2003

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty March 6, 2007

long sideburns

Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.

That girl has looooonnnnnggg....

Long what Dennis?

Long Sideburns!

by Humpty November 3, 2003

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003