HumaneAnimal's definitions

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Transcendance

When you get over shit by dancing.

Bobo dealt with being rejected by the twerking hot chick by dancing the night away in an act of transcendance.

by HumaneAnimal November 6, 2017

Hersday

Thursday with a girlfriend.

Bobo isn’t free on Hersday cuz of his hunny do list.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017

Trumpliscious

When something has a reputation for being great in ignorant circles, but is actually shitty.

Bobo made some totally Trumpliscious comments to that beautiful woke woman, and it got him slapped.

by HumaneAnimal November 2, 2017

Halloweenie

Holiday celebrated with “dick or treat”, and many latex ghost and birthday suit costumes.

Bobo texted his usual booty call to see if she wanted to have a Halloweenie party.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

dick or treat

X-rated version of trick or treat. Part of Halloweenie festivities.

Bobo had a blast dick or treating with all the slutty costumed chicks this Halloweenie.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017