HumaneAnimal's definitions

Halloweenie

Holiday celebrated with “dick or treat”, and many latex ghost and birthday suit costumes.

Bobo texted his usual booty call to see if she wanted to have a Halloweenie party.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

synchropissity

1. Negative synchronicity.

Bobo shouldn’t have voted for Trump if he wanted to avoid all of the political synchropissity that followed.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

Little Teaser’s

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

monogabitch

A female who is bitchy about her monogamy.

Bobo’s Girlfriend is such a monogabitch! I didn’t think he’d ever hear the end of it just for looking at their waitress.

by HumaneAnimal June 8, 2018