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Solidworks 

A computer virus targeted for Windows-based PCs. Not to be confused with iTunes or Quicktime for Windows. Solidworks disguises itself as a 3D CAD tool, but in reality, is a mechanism for computer glitches and lockups. Scholars believe the virus was created when software engineers in the 1990's attempted to duplicate Pro/Engineer type of software for with Windows OS, but failed.
"Man, my computer is burning hot and have had 3 locks-ups today! My Windows registry is all messed up."

"Looks like you have Solidworks on your computer. You will need to reformat the HDD. Next time, use Pro/E."
Solidworks by tgrbld January 26, 2017
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SolidWorks 

A lame ass piece of shit software used by people with inferior minds and companies that lack vision. SolidWorks is not to be used if you wish to be an industry leader. Most SolidWorks users are spent, older gentlemen who are proud that they were able to make the leap from AutoCAD.

Most users think the software is better than all else because the claim of being easy to use. SolidWorks users generally are not "true" engineers, and never will be, so have not been afforded the earthly right to comment on anything remotely technical.
The Girl Scouts are learning SolidWorks this year intead of selling cookies.
SolidWorks by Hullabaloo April 30, 2006

solidworks 

the worst fucking piece of shit in the world. u need to have a god computer to even use it or else everything glitches and you can’t do anything. it is absolutely horrible you lose your mind trying to do anything with it. also professors hate how the previous version files cannot be used on the new versions. anyways, absolute piece of shit that costs 4k a year. the industry is stupid.
kyle: “yo did you finish cad modeling your robotic legs in solidworks?”

alex: “naw bro my computer crashed midway after using it and all my files disappeared.”

kyle: “shits not kenough and a virus fr.”
solidworks by m45ham August 3, 2023

Solidworksing

When you are in the process of working in a 3D computer-aided design software called SolidWorks.
Roxanne is a design student who has a new product she wants to make. She stayed up for days without sleep, solidworksing to complete it.

Solid Works Gasm

When something you are creating in solid works gives you sexual pleasure.
marcus made teacup porn in solid works and then we all had a solid works gasm
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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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