Definitions by Hughbert Gerald Rection

omnipotent 

the ability to be potent on an omnibus

wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead

omnipotent by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005

tom robbins

hippy author of the seventies and eighties known for extremely gratuitously blasphemous books that are completely out of touch with reality (i.e. every girl in the world is a horny lesbian slash bisexual)-which isn't necessarily a bad thing

Tom Robbins wrote Another Roadside Attraction (I highly recommend it)

tom robbins by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005

Fishing

Euphemism for partaking in alcoholic beverages to excess. Easy for minors to use inconspicuously.

Hey man, I was thinking about going fishing this weekend.

Oh is the pond stocked?

No, but it might be. I think I got a hookup.

etc.etc.etc.

Fishing by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

Fish 

Noun:
An alcoholic beverage

You got the fish?

Yeah, we are going fishing tonight.

Fish by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

Hugh G. Rection

A simple pun used by airheads to complicate the lives of those of us tortured by careless parents choice of name.

My name is Hughbert Gerald, my father's name was Harold Eric, and my grandfather's name was Gaylord Elza etc...

Hugh G. Rection by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

scatophegous 

adj. subsisting on shit

Check out that scatophegous dog over there. Don't pet it!

You are one sad scatophegous sucka.

scatophegous by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

meacock 

1. n. A cowardly and/or effeminate man

2. adj. Cowardly

3. n. Irish pronunciation of "my cock"

You, sir, are most definitely the most meacock scatophegous bobbysoxer on God's green earth.

meacock by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004