Definitions by Hugh G. Rekshon

Horn Blower 

Someone who likes to give oral sex.

Jody is a great Horn Blower!

Horn Blower by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.

I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.

Flat Spliff by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

GRO 

GRO means Guest Relations Officer and it is a term used only in the Philippines. GRO's are Prostitutes that are employed by Hotels. They are sometimes advertised on little folding cards that the hotel leaves in the room. These cards will often say that in room massage service is available. It is understood that this for an in room prostitute or GRO.

I stayed in the Manila Hotel in the Philippines and I called the front desk and requested a GRO to come to my room.

GRO by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

Felony in progress 

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

Felony in progress by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

Caboose Robber 

A Homo-Sexual who like giving anal sex and not getting it.

Jody doesn't like to take it he only gives it, that Caboose Robber!

Caboose Robber by Hugh G. Rekshon August 21, 2009

Paying the Piper 

When some has anal sex and farts.

When I fucked that person in the ass, they were paying the piper!

Paying the Piper by Hugh G. Rekshon February 3, 2009

Shi-Mo-Fo 

Stands for "Shit, Motherfucker"! This is ususally used to decribe extreme pain or displeasure.

Shi-Mo-Fo Butter and Bread be fuckin' me up to the bones!

Shi-Mo-Fo by Hugh G. Rekshon December 25, 2007