Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

Dining at the Y

Humorous way to allude to the kind of menu you will be having for tonite's dinner. You will probably choose some tuna taco , or perhaps bearded clam or maybe loose meat sandwich or even some snapper.
For those who need further explanation, the diner is called the Y not because its in some gym, but due to the peculiar shape of all aforementioned dishes.

Im picking up Donna at seven... we're dining at the Y

by Hugh G Rection January 22, 2005

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

loch ness monster

a huge turd

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 03, 2005