Howie Feltersnatch 's definitions

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.

Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005

Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.

Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.

That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004