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Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.
What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Wiggy Gmug.

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.
Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Jive-Assmug.

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Big ol' thick homug.

hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
mugGet the hoskankmug.

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.
"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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Punk-Ass Bitch

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Punk-Ass Bitchmug.

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