Punk-Ass Bitch

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Punk-Ass Bitchmug.

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Shit Pot Breathmug.

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.
"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
mugGet the buffer knucklemug.

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Snake Poopiemug.

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Big ol' thick homug.

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.
Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005
mugGet the milf muffstachemug.

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