hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
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fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.
Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache
by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2005
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Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.
That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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Punk-Ass Bitch

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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