Turdwallis

Someone who is a total piece of shit. Derived from General Cornwallis, with obvious modification.

Jason: "You know guys, i've decided that I am a communist."
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"

by Hottie March 10, 2005

20878

the hottest spot to party and the cutest gurls live!!!!!!!!!!! OAKSHADE RD

You should already know!!!

by HOTTIE February 20, 2004

Mandingo

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.

Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."

by Hottie March 10, 2005

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets look great with every thing... just because they mean something doesnt mean u have 2 do it.... like sure u can if u want but w/e if u dont want 2 then dont....where i come from they mean:
~Red =Kiss
~Purple =Hugg
~Green =Sex Toys
~Clear =what ever girl wants
~Pink =Eat out
~Blue =Blow job
~Black =Sex
~Yellow =Outdoor sex
~Gold =Lap dacne
~White =Make out
~Clear/Sparkles =Head
~Orange =69er
~Glow in the dark =w/e guy wants
~Sliver =Anal
~Glittery =Finger
~Dark blue =Hardcore
~Indigo =Hand job

"Dude last night was the best i got this hott chicks blue bracelet she gives the best Blow jobs ever"

by hottie October 17, 2004

jam jam

the male genitalia also known as a penis.

Will you show me your jam jam?

by hottie January 13, 2005

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

Blech

A smelly bitch...thats right you heard me!

"I was driving and all of a sudden I started smelling something sort of like rotten milk and I knew Blech had to be near...she smells like rotten milk"

by HOTTIE November 09, 2004