Hot Karl's definitions

red october

When you partake in intercourse with a female during her menstrual period. When you pull out the member from the female it is covered in mense, at this time, she shove the member in the nose and skeet into her nazal passage.

My grandma came over and i asked her if i could give her a red october, she informed me that she has gone through menopause, but her daughter would be honered to recieve a red october from the worlds smallest cock.

by Hot Karl March 26, 2004

Deke-ify

1. To make something more Deke. 2. To say something in the IDS that makes you sound like a momo. 3. A type of cake found in the netherregions of the Pyranees Mountains.

Yo, when Cullen was talking in the paper today, he was totally Deke-ifying.

by Hot Karl December 12, 2003

daisy train

see daisy chain except it applies to anal sex

come aboard the daisy train!

by hot karl August 11, 2003

turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

by hot karl August 11, 2003

rambling bear

a homosexual with a large amount of body hair who is naked at a homosexual orgy. He walks around the orgy and has anal and oral sex with anyone who is willing.

That Karl he's a rambling bear he must have corn holed a dozens guys at that orgy last night.

by Hot Karl May 13, 2005

Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

by Hot Karl February 15, 2004

crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

by hot karl August 11, 2003