Hot Carl's definitions

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear

give me a hot ribokas!!!!

by hot carl May 13, 2004

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it

I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.

by hot carl May 13, 2004

Deuche

The process of cleaning a stankpuss, with a vinegar and water solution. Alternate methods may be used.
See:
whisky sour deuche
chechnyan deuche

She needs to deuche that smelly twat.

by Hot Carl May 8, 2003

sticky mando

It's when you come in a woman's eye, then punch her in the face repeatedly until she is bleeding excessively then laugh and declare yourself a pirate.

I got arrested last night for sticky mando'ing some fat whore.

by Hot Carl July 27, 2003

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003