Clovis and his buddy was giving me a hard time at work the other day, so I said "fuck you and your single shot friend."
by hoss May 21, 2003
by hoss March 06, 2005
A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003
An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.
A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.
by hoss May 21, 2003
Wow, that guy is acting like a hoss. That’s imposible though because there is only one true hossley -The true form of a man. The highest rank in the world held by Nick Hartley. God<Nick Hossley
by Hoss July 16, 2018
To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".
by Hoss December 31, 2003
In response to the "Cougar" nomiclature to describe a thirtysomething women on the prowl for younger men. Grizzley is a term to describe a thirty to fortysomething greying, probably devorced, man on the prowl for some younger ladies. The Grizzley often denotes pity from younger folk because it is clear that their time has long since past.
Robert Blake, Tom Arnold, and anybody hanging out at a TGI Fridays bar on a wednesday night in anytown in the USA.
by Hoss March 23, 2005