Semen Demon

Any child under 2 and a half.

So I showed up to my friends house and his two year old’s screaming and crying. I took one look at him and said “Nice semen demon you got there.”

by Horse head March 15, 2019

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

by Horse head April 17, 2017

Gregor

This guy have big PP energy

46cm of his dick

and he is sexy

Ou Gregor with that horse dick

by Horse Head November 21, 2021

Pelvic Skin Tag

Similar to a micro-penis, only smaller.

Hey Matt, my friend was looking for a date, but she's heard you're packing a "pelvic skin tag".

by Horse head February 11, 2019

Gregor

This guy have big PP energy

46cm of his dick

and he is sexy

Ou Gregor with that horse dick

by Horse Head November 21, 2021