Definitions by Horse head

Gregor 

This guy have big PP energy

46cm of his dick

and he is sexy

Ou Gregor with that horse dick

Gregor by Horse Head November 21, 2021

Gregor 

This guy have big PP energy

46cm of his dick

and he is sexy

Ou Gregor with that horse dick

Gregor by Horse Head November 21, 2021

Semen Demon 

Any child under 2 and a half.

So I showed up to my friends house and his two year old’s screaming and crying. I took one look at him and said “Nice semen demon you got there.”

Semen Demon by Horse head March 15, 2019

Cock Awning 

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

Cock Awning by Horse head March 14, 2019

priest rub 

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

priest rub by Horse head March 14, 2019

Pelvic Skin Tag 

Similar to a micro-penis, only smaller.

Hey Matt, my friend was looking for a date, but she's heard you're packing a "pelvic skin tag".

Pelvic Skin Tag by Horse head February 11, 2019

Don't wipe your ass with me! 

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

Don't wipe your ass with me! by Horse head April 17, 2017