Chuff

Yorkshire slang for a woman’s vagina. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Ooooh, fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in bed last night and me finger slipped right up me chuff

by Hoo See December 08, 2018

Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

by Hoo See June 15, 2019

Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

by Hoo See October 19, 2019

bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

by Hoo See January 02, 2018

friggin me sen off

Yorkshire term for female masturbation. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Oooooh, I wer layin in me bed last night and a wer friggin me sen off

by Hoo See February 28, 2020

Mary

Mary, Chinese lady, usually runs a Chinese restaurant. Very good at shredding duck and chopping suey. Will quite happily deliver said delicacies to your front door in a little white carrier bag with some complimentary prawn crackers

It’s Saturday night, shall we get a Mary?

by Hoo See July 17, 2020

Friggin’ ‘ell

Lighter Yorkshire phrase for “fucking hell”. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Ooooh friggin’ ‘ell, av left me ‘at int ‘ouse

by Hoo See March 02, 2019