Honest John's definitions

mingey vaj

A gross hariy Vaj. Vaj is an abbreviation of the word vagina and Mingey means smelly, nasty, unattractive etc.

Urrgh yuck! Look at that mingey vaj!
That filthy whore had the mingiest vaj Ive ever seen.

by Honest John November 1, 2004

wetster

Public school/ prep school synonym for a new boy or one that is a wimp. Derived from the phrase wet behind he ears.

Johnny was a swank, a bully and a wetster.

by Honest John May 8, 2004

Lake County

White people everywhere. The only county In California you DON'T wanna live in. Consists of tweakers, old white folks and racist police officers. May or may not find used needles on sidewalks. Cess pool of STDs and hepatitis.

"Lake county is my hometown."
"That's not something you should be proud of."

by Honest John January 5, 2018

wank shaft

Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.

Give me back my wallet wank shaft!

by Honest John May 8, 2004

trump

Northern to midlands slang for a fart, expelling of wind from the anus.

Oi who trumped?
Urrgh yuck the dogs gone and trumped again.

by Honest John October 28, 2004