hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

by homer simpson June 08, 2003

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

bagel

A really old doughnut

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.

by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004

kwitty

when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.

"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"

by homer simpson May 13, 2005

beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

Doh'

Donut without the "nut"

Doh', Nuts...

mmmmm, donuts...

by Homer Simpson April 29, 2003