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when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.
"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"
kwitty by homer simpson May 13, 2005
an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female
dog by homer simpson May 13, 2005

NWA World Title 

The main belt of the National Wrestling Alliance or NWATNA.
Big gold belt version a.k.a. HHH's precious was once Ric Flair's and later the WCW's belt.
When WCW split from NWA new version of belt was awarded to an ECW reject who ironicly rejected the NWA belt.
Ric Flair has held the belt nearly 20 times and current champ Jeff Jarret has hogged the belt for most of NWATNA's exsitance.
Woooooo! 20 Time World Champion!

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
alchohol by homer simpson March 19, 2005

The Bench Group 

Group of close friends, consisting of about 25 people overall. 95% of them went to the same school, with the additional 5% coming in from somewhere else. Some people in the group are Mike Pfeiffer, Ryan Malone, Kahla, Jess, Kate, Dudash, Trevor, Greg, Joe, Ryan, Dan, Kasia, Lauren and Beth. Most of the time, they hang out at Greg's Apartment
Whats going on with the rest of the group?

Call everyone else in the group.
The Bench Group by Homer Simpson February 15, 2005
Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.
bagel by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004