Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".
Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".
Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".
by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017
A promiscuous woman's sexual history.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 07, 2023
The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.
"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus
"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus
by Homeless Chicken September 01, 2017
Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.
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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Tim: So what were you doing last night?
Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
by Homeless Chicken November 12, 2017
got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker
by Homeless Chicken November 24, 2022