by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
A promiscuous woman's sexual history.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 07, 2023
When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".
"yo dats only $20 a gram"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017
The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
by Homeless Chicken April 10, 2021
When an object or situation is of low or poor quality.
Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.
Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.
by Homeless Chicken September 03, 2017
The response you use when you attempt to undermine the response of another person who just won't shut the fuck up.
It usually indicates apathy and an unwillingness to continue the conversation. Basically it implies you don't give a fuck about what they have to say.
It usually indicates apathy and an unwillingness to continue the conversation. Basically it implies you don't give a fuck about what they have to say.
retard - "do atheists know they are going to hell?"
normal person - "we don't believe in god or hell you fucking dipshit."
retard - "but the bible says all atheists are going to to hell"
normal person - "k"
normal person - "we don't believe in god or hell you fucking dipshit."
retard - "but the bible says all atheists are going to to hell"
normal person - "k"
by Homeless Chicken September 12, 2017