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sit the fuck down

The act of forcefully humbling someone who is acting above their position.
*Randy defeats an annoying cocky minecraft player on some obscure server filled with lonely virgins*

Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017
mugGet the sit the fuck downmug.

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
mugGet the Get sonnedmug.

resume of dicks

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023
mugGet the resume of dicksmug.

legitness

When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".
"yo dats only $20 a gram"

"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017
mugGet the legitnessmug.

zoop

Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.
Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
mugGet the zoopmug.

memologist

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.
Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
by Homeless Chicken May 21, 2016
mugGet the memologistmug.

fresh ass motherfucker

when you get a zero fade at the barber and be looking fresh as fuck
got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker
by Homeless Chicken November 23, 2022
mugGet the fresh ass motherfuckermug.

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