shit

what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom
shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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Tila Tiquelia

a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
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starstruck

when you are so madly in love with a superstar that you even make them a fake myspace and put yourself as their top friend and have "them" post personal comments on your page
people are so starstruck over adam brody they have about a hundred myspaces pretending to be him
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"
scissor me timbers we're scissoring!
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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the truth game

a game like truth or dare but without the dare because when you get past the age of 12 dares are no fun anymore because everyones done that stupid shit already. in this game its basically you take turns asking each other questions and you have to be honest usually personal questions often relating to sex or sexual things(ex.are you a virgin? how far have you gone?)
when me and jimmy were bored we played the truth game and i learned that he was not a virgin anymore
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat
truth or dare advanced is a risky game
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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BEEEP

the sound the tv makes when it censors out a dirty word. used frequently in arrested development and should be used more in entourage
shut the BEEEP up you annoying fuck
by Holly Matronic May 11, 2007
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