Holly M S's definitions
(noun) the sum of a person's smarm in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Smarm+Karma
by Holly M S May 15, 2010
Get the Smarmamug. the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker
by Holly M S June 16, 2010
Get the Ass Bitemug. by Holly M S December 8, 2010
Get the text-sketchymug. the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.
You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.
by Holly M S June 15, 2010
Get the Pharmeopathicmug. (noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)
Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.
by Holly M S June 1, 2010
Get the Douchebaggermug. (noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.
by Holly M S May 24, 2010
Get the Boobie Grinmug. (noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Get the Telescoping Penismug.