Holly M S's definitions

douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

by Holly M S May 10, 2010

Smarma

(noun) the sum of a person's smarm in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Smarm+Karma

"Isaac Hayes is the King of good smarma."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

hood wood

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

by Holly M S May 7, 2010

Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

by Holly M S September 28, 2010

Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)

"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

by Holly M S June 29, 2010

Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010