Holly Goodhead's definitions

bureaurocratitis

The inflexible mind set which permeates organizations that we are dependant upon to approve something before we can proceed with our lives. A.K.A. gatekeepers disease.

I hope you're not too frustrated on this St Francis Yacht Club thing Judy. It seems that some of these big Prestigious Yacht Clubs are beset with bureaurocratitis.

by Holly Goodhead March 9, 2014

dickoscopy

What doctors do when they insert a camera in your bladder by going through your penis.

A.K.A. "transurethral endoscopy" or "cystoscope"

I went to a urologist and he did dickoscopy to see what was going on.

by Holly Goodhead August 28, 2017

ballsiness

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.

He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.

by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011

BFB

Big Fucking Blunder

Joe Biden's suggestion that if you vote for Trump then you are not black was a BFB

by Holly Goodhead May 24, 2020

fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017