metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 05, 2009

Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

by HobieKopek September 10, 2008

rumsfeld

v. To back out or resign under mounting scrutiny and/or criticism.

Having been caught in in a compromising situation with the office intern, Johnny Rumsfelded himself out of trouble by taking a job at another company.

by HobieKopek November 11, 2006