5 definitions by Him Almighty

Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Plotting

When you are too lazy or don't want to watch a movie for any reason, but you want to know what happens and why everyone is talking about it. So you decide to go on Wikipedia and read the movie's Plot.

This can also be applied to books, TV series, etc.

Guy 1: I saw Super 8 last night, it sucked.

Guy 2: I know!

Guy 1: Have you seen it?

Guy 2: No, but I've plotted it.

Guy 1: Gotta love plotting, I wouldn't have wasted my money on that movie ticket.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Cut

adjective ( -er , -est )
Lesbian.

ORIGIN : Scissors, scissor action, sexual act engaged by lesbians, lesbian.

Guy 1: Melanie's hot, should I get in with her?
Guy 2: Dude, Melanie's super cut, she's not gonna pay attention to you.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Rum Cave

When a guy pees inside a girl. He might or might not proceed to then lick/suck it off, this is called "Sobering Up the Cave".

Guy 1: I gave Tegan a Rum Cave last night and she loved it.
Guy 2: Did you sober up the cave?
Guy 1: Well, I was thirsty!

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Jemma

A weird ass chick. Your friends might tell you she's amazing, and you might think she's funny, but Jemmas are usually not to trust.

Girl: Jemma is such a bitch! She was bitching behind my back just minutes after she told me were best friends!
Guy: And that's why I dumped her.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011