21 definitions by Hi, I'm Steve

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Lynx

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Gold SCAR

A misspelling of Orange SCAR.

I got a Gold SCAR!
No, look at the background of the icon. That’s Orange. It’s an Orange SCAR! And don’t use “the glow is gold” as an excuse. The glow for grey items is brown.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

Rocket

The term the DPRK uses for giant nock off nerf bullets.

North Korea says they can launch a ‘Rocket’ to the USA. They can’t. Foam isn’t easy to propel efficiently across giant oceans.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 11, 2019

Napal

That country with the weird triangley flag. 🇳🇵

Napal has a weird *ss flag that represents the Himalayas.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

A misspelling of pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis.

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the dictionary!”
“No it’s not! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconiosis is!”
“What?”
“You misspelled it by one letter!”

by Hi, I'm Steve January 9, 2019