Hexis's definitions

Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.

I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Side-Jag

A smaller group at a party, who, though not joining the main group, are nonetheless jagging pretty hard. See Jag

We didn't really know anyone at Mike's kegger so we just side-jagged all night.

Whoa, you guys have a pretty nice little side-jag going on over here.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

donkey bombs

Farts.

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.

by Hexis August 21, 2008