8 definitions by Herr Stehpinkler
Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.
Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.
by Herr Stehpinkler August 24, 2011
A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).
From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.
by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005
An insufferable, pseudo-intellectual twerp who defines his identity mainly through allusions to, and alleged knowledge of, obscure popular culture, often of the ephemeral variety. This urban poser advertises this identity via vintage clothing, thick-rimmed glasses, and ironically or iconically decalled t-shirts, oblivious to the concept that his conformity to a predefined template for appearance undermines and contradicts his attempt to be an independent thinker. He exibits a strong narcissism in the form of his constant hunt for attention and self affirmation via online social networks and communications technologies, through which he believes he is channeling relevant, interesting, and enlightening information, but which he usually employs to boost his hipster cred by making obscure references, parroting Internet memes, and generally proclaiming the superiority of his tastes. In quiet desperation, however, the hipster is racked with anxiety, as he is constantly driven by a desire to be "in on the joke" - the concept that other hipsters may be enjoying something of which he is cluelessly unaware, that he may not understand the disposable 90's movie reference which sent his peers into a titter, is anathema to this self-satisfied but inherently insecure social animal.
Mark cursed softly as the hipster in the aisle paused next to him to stow his Apple-logo messenger bag in the overhead bin. The Banana Splits t-shirt at eye-level and the thick, horn-rimmed glasses looking down at him told him that he was going to be in for a long flight filled with tedious conversations about the power of social media to help the unemployed take the country back from evil corporations.
by Herr Stehpinkler July 16, 2011
The view of Lisa's gaping asshole presented Cliff only one option: to tickle his tonsils and go for the Technicolon yawn.
by Herr Stehpinkler June 4, 2005
The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
by Herr Stehpinkler August 6, 2010
the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.
by Herr Stehpinkler June 4, 2005
Any coinage which has been inserted into one's ass and then recirculated. Becomes a breathmint if you can somehow fool someone into sucking on it.
"You know, sucking on pennies helps clear booze from your breath", offered Trevor.
"No shit", responded Carol.
"Uhh, yeah, that's right, no shit", a smirking Trevor responded as he handed over a few Tijuana breathmints.
"No shit", responded Carol.
"Uhh, yeah, that's right, no shit", a smirking Trevor responded as he handed over a few Tijuana breathmints.
by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005