tivo d'oh

The act of inadvertently watching a commercial as part of a digitally recorded program.

Mary: Why are we watching this commercial instead of fast forwarding it?

Tibor: Tivo d'oh! I'll fast forward until we see Anderson Cooper again.

by Herbal Klimt December 27, 2009

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southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 02, 2011

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FacePaux

A FaceBook wall post or status update you regret and which causes personal embarrassment, disgrace, or mortification. A faux paux made on FaceBook.

Mary: Why did you put on your wall that you hated working with us all?

Tibor: My bad, thats was a FacePaux.

by Herbal Klimt July 23, 2010

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screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 03, 2011

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LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.

Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.

by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010

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