the process by which human food, mainly that of the cheap ground meat sort, becomes dry, hard, and oddly smelling like a day old turd. Of or like dog food.
by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

by Heinous Realist August 16, 2011

by Heinous Realist August 16, 2011

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.
Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!
Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!
Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!
by Heinous Realist July 04, 2017

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.
by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

Verb: To make something unnecessarily difficult by using unnecessary words and/or actions. /trumplicated/trumplicating
Noun: TRUMPLICATION
Noun: TRUMPLICATION
Turns out, I trumplicate relationships by building emotional walls made of comparisons to previous relationships as new affection grows.
by Heinous Realist August 20, 2016

The state of mind Urban Dictionary contributors must be to have made Donald trump even more famous with every stupid trump word they add to this dictionary.
These dumbass urban dictionary folks be oblivious to the fact that Trump feeds on media, both good and bad.
by Heinous Realist January 26, 2017
