Definitions by Heinous Realist

Garbage-barge Politician 

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

Garbage-barge Politician by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

Nashville Lightsaber 

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.

Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!

Nashville Lightsaber by Heinous Realist July 4, 2017

Oblivious 

The state of mind Urban Dictionary contributors must be to have made Donald trump even more famous with every stupid trump word they add to this dictionary.

These dumbass urban dictionary folks be oblivious to the fact that Trump feeds on media, both good and bad.

Oblivious by Heinous Realist January 26, 2017

Trumplicate

Verb: To make something unnecessarily difficult by using unnecessary words and/or actions. /trumplicated/trumplicating

Noun: TRUMPLICATION

Turns out, I trumplicate relationships by building emotional walls made of comparisons to previous relationships as new affection grows.

Trumplicate by Heinous Realist August 20, 2016

tick taco 

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

tick taco by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

dogfoodify 

the process by which human food, mainly that of the cheap ground meat sort, becomes dry, hard, and oddly smelling like a day old turd. Of or like dog food.

"Yo! we better eat them tacos lest they dogfoodify up in here."

dogfoodify by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

Nashvilipino 

A Filipino from Nashville

Currently, there are no famous Nashvilipino people...yet...but they are a feisty bunch.

Nashvilipino by Heinous Realist August 16, 2011