When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the Scum bum mug.When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the Touch a stiffy mug.When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the Sock puppet mug.Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
Get the Windy pops mug.by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the To do flatus mug.Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
Get the Turd burgular mug.Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
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