Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Heather

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

fuck monkey by Heather December 24, 2003

Slang for penis; used as a humorous alternative to penis when around children , etc.

I saw Ryan with his benis in the dog.

benis by hEaThEr December 22, 2003

to partake in the vicious act of beating the shit out of a homie or dawg

"Ashley wants us to help her go clubbin over at WalMart"

clubbin by hEaThEr December 22, 2003

joshing by heather December 21, 2003

Jonerthan by heather December 8, 2003

woman who wears a bow in her hair, who often has an annoyingly perky personality and may be overly intersted in things like her sorority

Buffy is such a bow head that she gave up her scholarship to marry and join the junior league.

bow head by Heather December 2, 2003

see LUG., a woman who adopts a lesbian lifestyle while attending college

Janet was a four year lesbian but married her husband after she finished college.