Heather's definitions
how to identify an 'emo kid':
-they listen too emo music
-they let everyone beat them up/pick at them
-they hide in dark corners
-they cry all the time
-they slit their wrists
-wear old, dirty clothes
-have "emo hair"(short in the back and a long piece covering one have of their face in the front)
-usually don't have too many friends; sometimes none
-most have "emo glasses" or "nerd glasses"
-worship emo bands(my chemical romance/the used/taking back sunday/hawthorne heights ect.)
-they're always sad or mad; NEVER happy.
-sometimes they like to scream
-they listen too emo music
-they let everyone beat them up/pick at them
-they hide in dark corners
-they cry all the time
-they slit their wrists
-wear old, dirty clothes
-have "emo hair"(short in the back and a long piece covering one have of their face in the front)
-usually don't have too many friends; sometimes none
-most have "emo glasses" or "nerd glasses"
-worship emo bands(my chemical romance/the used/taking back sunday/hawthorne heights ect.)
-they're always sad or mad; NEVER happy.
-sometimes they like to scream
emo kid:*sitting under a tree*
random person:"hello."
emo kid:"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
random person:"...?"
random person:"hello."
emo kid:"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
random person:"...?"
by Heather May 14, 2005
Get the emo kidmug. by Heather May 13, 2005
Get the weenamug. by Heather June 10, 2003
Get the Mothman shit happeningmug. Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".
by Heather June 23, 2014
Get the klaricemug. A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
by Heather March 13, 2005
Get the Avril Lavingemug. by Heather May 8, 2005
Get the pxnk rawkmug. The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 7, 2004
Get the Maynard James Keenanmug.