Hayley 's definitions

Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.

That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!

by Hayley January 17, 2005

michelle branch

creator and master of the universe god

the opposite of avril lavigne

by Hayley January 28, 2005

loofty

crazy or stupid

"oh my god, you are being so loofty!" or "he is so loofty"

by Hayley May 20, 2004

Moob

A male boob.

Once I met this guy named Tom and he had huge moobs, they flung all over the place as he turned around to great me.

by Hayley May 21, 2004

Damo

damo is uber cool. he rocks my world..

hayley: 'damon you rock my world!'
stef: 'damon, you rock hayleys world!'
damon: 'most excellent!'

by Hayley June 22, 2004

Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

by Hayley June 29, 2004

Gareth Davies

Gareth Davies is one hell of a bassist. A very hot guy also. He is the bassist for the also very good Funeral For A Friend.

'whoa..it's Gareth Davies'
'ooooh, it's musky who plays the bassoon'

by Hayley November 21, 2004