Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Midnight 15
When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.
*Midnight.
Tom: *eats the refrigerator.
*one year later.
Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.
Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.
Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!
Tom: *eats the refrigerator.
*one year later.
Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.
Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.
Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!
Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023
Midnight 15
When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023
Skin-Furry
A Skin-Furry is someone who is kind of like a furry, except that the naked skin of the woman (or man if you're a woman) is not fur, but colored skin. Only the face and tail is furry. The rest of the body is colored skin. They might even draw skin-furry art and porn of their favorite characters (like Coco Bandicoot, Tawna Bandicoot, Krystal Fox)
Fernando: Oh yeah! Tawna Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot! Coco Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot too! Krystal Fox skin-furry porn is hot!
Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!
Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!
Skin-Furry by HawaiianPunch1 June 18, 2023
[Sarcasm][/Sarcasm]
Sarcasm/Sarcasm is when something you say is sarcastic. It is necessary since it's practically impossible to tell sarcasm online as you would confuse what they say as stupidity or something. You put "Sarcasm" at the beginning of the sarcastic sentence, put sarcastic words, then put "/Sarcasm" to end the sarcastic sentence.
SarcasmI'm sure glad that they're littering on the floors and beaches. Isn't it great that sea turtles will eat the plastic, choke, and die instead of eating jellyfish. Who needs to use garbage cans anyway?/Sarcasm
This was an example of a sarcastic sentence.
I like Orange Fanta soda.
This was not an example of a sarcastic sentence.
Note that Sarcasm/Sarcasm was used.
This was an example of a sarcastic sentence.
I like Orange Fanta soda.
This was not an example of a sarcastic sentence.
Note that Sarcasm/Sarcasm was used.
[Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2023
Wake and Mod
Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).
If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.
If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.
Wake and Mod by HawaiianPunch1 May 30, 2023
Patrick Moment
A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
Patrick Moment by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
Frank Moment
A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.
Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
Frank Moment by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023