Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Fart Burp 

When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.

Tyler: *Fart

*1 second later
*burp
Tyler: I Fart Burped! I Fart Burped! I Fart burped!

Josh: Errrr!

Fart Burp by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Vitamin F

Vitamin F stand for floor and is when food or drink falls on the floor and you pick it up and eat it or drink it. It doesn't matter if it passes the so called "5 second rule", the moment it hits the floor, it has vitamin F. The floor has germs and sometimes viruses. The dirtier the floor and the longer it's been on the floor, the more vitamin F it has.

*Soda and hamburger falls on the floor.
Frank: *Picks up hamburger and eats it and uses straw to drink the soda.

Frank: Vitamin F!
Daughter: That's filthy!
*Frank has a Frank Moment.
*Frank ends up getting really sick.

Vitamin F by HawaiianPunch1 April 9, 2023

Vallium 

Vallium is a pill you take to relax you. It's a benzodiazepine. It helps with anxiety. Vallium works best when combined with Propranolol.

I took 2mg of Vallium and 40mg of Propranolol to relax. It worked.

Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 March 20, 2023

Maria Amino

Maria Amino is a white blood cell from the show, Ozzy and Drix. Maria Amino captures the viruses inside of Hector Cruz. Maria Amino is sexy and beautiful.

Maria Amino is sexy and beautiful.

Maria Amino by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2023

Fluoritalin 

Fluoritalin is 4F-MPH, or 4-Fluoromethylphenidate. Fluoritalin is stronger than Ritalin and is fluorinated Ritalin.

Oral Dosage
Threshold
< 5 mg
Light
5 - 10 mg
Common
10 - 15 mg
Strong
15 - 20 mg
Heavy
20 mg +
Duration
Total
4 - 8 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
1 - 2 hours
After effects
5 - 10 hours

Tyler: I took 15mg of Fluoritalin (4F-MPH, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate) and 2 beers and made 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate) in my body. I got high.

Fluoritalin by HawaiianPunch1 March 17, 2023

Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

Monster energy drink by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023