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Chez is fake cheese. Chez is either made from oil and no milk or from non animal sources. While cow cheese and Goat cheese are real, oil cheese and tofu (from soybeans) are fake cheese. Fake milk is malk and fake yogurt is yofurt.
Mangina 1: I'm eating tofu!
Mangina 2: I'm eating oil cheese!
Normal person: That's not cheese you're eating, Manginas! That's chez! CHEZ!
Normal person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of manginas!
Mangina 2: I'm eating oil cheese!
Normal person: That's not cheese you're eating, Manginas! That's chez! CHEZ!
Normal person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of manginas!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
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Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
Get the Electric stove mug.SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are drugs that help you build muscle faster. It's important to stay hydrated with Water and Gatorade and Gatorade Zero, drink a protein shake before workout, eat healthy, and have a protein rich meal right after the workout. But SARMs give you that extra edge to build muscle.
SARMs come in powder, gummies, and liquid.
How to use. You take your dose of SARMs for a month and you have to add a testosterone base (Also known as test base). You take a higher dose of Enclomiphene when you use the SARM. You use the SARM for a month or less. Enclomiphene raises testosterone levels because SARMs can lower testosterone levels, so Enclomiphene balances things out.
Then you take a 4 to 6 week break and take a lower dose of Enclomiphene for the first 15 days. The break and the Enclomiphene is called Post Cycle Therapy.
Also, Cardarine is grouped in with SARMs even though it's not a SARM. It helps with cardio.
Onions and Avocado are good for you and so is beef and chicken and also fish. You can still have your favorite foods, but with moderation.
Also, there's DMAA (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), which is a pre-workout.
If you don't add Enclomiphene, you run the risk of gyno.
SARMs come in powder, gummies, and liquid.
How to use. You take your dose of SARMs for a month and you have to add a testosterone base (Also known as test base). You take a higher dose of Enclomiphene when you use the SARM. You use the SARM for a month or less. Enclomiphene raises testosterone levels because SARMs can lower testosterone levels, so Enclomiphene balances things out.
Then you take a 4 to 6 week break and take a lower dose of Enclomiphene for the first 15 days. The break and the Enclomiphene is called Post Cycle Therapy.
Also, Cardarine is grouped in with SARMs even though it's not a SARM. It helps with cardio.
Onions and Avocado are good for you and so is beef and chicken and also fish. You can still have your favorite foods, but with moderation.
Also, there's DMAA (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), which is a pre-workout.
If you don't add Enclomiphene, you run the risk of gyno.
SARM Goblin: Oh yeah! These RAD-140 and Cardarine SARMs, this Higher Dose Enclomiphene, and this Post Workout Chicken Wings and French Fries and Cheeseburgers and an onion and avocado salad was just what I needed.
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Get the SARMs mug.A nerd is someone who does better in school than his/her classmates and wear stylish clothes. Nerds are prosecuted for their superior intellect. 99.9% of nerds are social even though they are not ecpected to. To be a nerd you have to be smart and stylish. If you wear outmoded clothes and you're smart than you're a neek, which grow up to be at least middle class nerds. Nerds are awsome. Do not get phy sical with a nerd from bedstuy or the south side. Nerds are also funny and some are popular. Some nerds look like regular people.
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Get the Eufy mug.Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.
Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.
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