Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Patrick Moment
A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
Patrick Moment by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
Frank Moment
A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.
Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.
Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!
Frank Moment by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
Fart Burp
When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
Fart Burp by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023
Family Jewels
Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023
Vitamin F
Vitamin F stand for floor and is when food or drink falls on the floor and you pick it up and eat it or drink it. It doesn't matter if it passes the so called "5 second rule", the moment it hits the floor, it has vitamin F. The floor has germs and sometimes viruses. The dirtier the floor and the longer it's been on the floor, the more vitamin F it has.
*Soda and hamburger falls on the floor.
Frank: *Picks up hamburger and eats it and uses straw to drink the soda.
Frank: Vitamin F!
Daughter: That's filthy!
*Frank has a Frank Moment.
*Frank ends up getting really sick.
Frank: *Picks up hamburger and eats it and uses straw to drink the soda.
Frank: Vitamin F!
Daughter: That's filthy!
*Frank has a Frank Moment.
*Frank ends up getting really sick.
Vitamin F by HawaiianPunch1 April 9, 2023
Maria Amino
Maria Amino is a white blood cell from the show, Ozzy and Drix. Maria Amino captures the viruses inside of Hector Cruz. Maria Amino is sexy and beautiful.
Maria Amino by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2023