Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Hippy Ritz
Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.
Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.
Hippy Ritz by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023
5T second rule
The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.
Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
5T second rule by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023
Apple Airpods
The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!
Apple Airpods by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023
Cocaine is brokane
Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!
Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!
Cocaine is brokane by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
NNN
NNN (CNN) is an abbreviation for Nerve News Network (Cable News Network). It's the show that white blood cells and red blood cells watch from Osmosis Jones movie and Ozzy and Drix. Some of them watch Box News (Fox News).
Maria Amino, Ozzy, and Drix: *watching NNN (Nerve News Network).
NNN: In other news, Hector’s body is at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Hector is relaxing and listening to music outside. Breaking news, he stepped on a splinter and forgot to disinfect it. Viruses are attacking! We need white blood cells!
NNN: In other news, Hector’s body is at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Hector is relaxing and listening to music outside. Breaking news, he stepped on a splinter and forgot to disinfect it. Viruses are attacking! We need white blood cells!
NNN by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
Bromide Belly
Bromide Belly is when you take a drug that is in Hydrobromide salt form and get nauseous and sometimes a stomach ache. It usually happens in those sensitive to Hydrogen Bromide.
Tony: Ohhhh! I got nausea and a stomach ache from 6mg Arecoline Hydrobromide. Too much Arecoline HBr. I got Bromide Belly!
Bromide Belly by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
9-Me-BC
9-Me-BC (9-Methyl-BetaCarboline) is something you take to grow your dopamine receptors by means of sonic hedgehog gene unregulation (SHH gene unregulation) and possibly BDNF. The dose range is 15mg to 50mg a day. It causes neurogenesis.
Tony: I took 50mg of 9-Me-BC a day until the 1g was gone. Now when I drink coffee or take Arecoline Hydrobromide or Bromantane, I feel extra extra energized. It reduced my stimulant tolerance.
9-Me-BC by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2023