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Nintendo

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 13, 2008
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Vision

The derivative of basking in the reflections of the mirror of the mind.
Vision: To see within, or without.
by HarvesterOfSorrow April 11, 2006
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crrap

1: Any type of Scottish turd.

2: Something a Scottish person might say after stepping in crap.
Oh frreaking hell, i've got'ta tek a crrap.

Oh crrap, I stepped en crrap.
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 5, 2004
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inbelievable

Something you can believe in.
Women and elderly should NOT be allowed to drive, yet they still do. It's inbelievable.
by HarvesterOfSorrow May 5, 2007
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bush

"Nuke-ya-ler."
-George Dubya Bush
by HarvesterOfSorrow July 26, 2008
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Nintendo

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 14, 2008
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