Haru-Official's definitions

wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

Jake102 said

A clip from a Dhar Mann video where Jake102 said 'I bet when she steps on a scale it says to be continued'.

Person 1 : Uploads a video where the person is overweight
Comments: Jake102 said....

by Haru-Official November 1, 2023

blood

Special Ketchup that tastes like bacon. There are many types, including AB, B, A, and O, which come in positive and negatives. The rarest is AB negative, and the most common is O positive.

Person 1: I like blood.
Person 1: Wtf

by Haru-Official November 12, 2023

Onion

(verb) To wear multiple layers of clothes to look like a 'marshmallow'

Because it was cold outside, she decided to onion.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023

I'm Eggshell Okay

The word for 'I'm okay, but it's a fragile kind of okay, so be gentle with me'.

Person 1: You okay?
Person 2: I'm eggshell okay.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.

No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.

person 1: oh i love TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)
person 2: what the actual fuck

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024