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Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.
Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.
by harry flashman August 10, 2003
mugGet the Baja Alabamamug.

Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.
Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.
by harry flashman July 28, 2003
mugGet the Asscrapianmug.

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.
1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
mugGet the Weltangschlongmug.

SLJO

Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.
Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
mugGet the SLJOmug.

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
mugGet the loafmug.

Disco

A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.
Yeah I had Disco once but I survived it.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
mugGet the Discomug.

krap

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
mugGet the krapmug.

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