Harry flashman's definitions

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Thunk

The sound a simpletons mind makes when he shifts his thinking into high gear.

Oh yeah...well, uh...uh...uh...(THUNK)...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

commiepinkofag

A catchall insult in the 1950's and early 60's that could come attached with a beating or dossier; usually said to or about out-of-staters, folks in need of a haircut, or people who were different.

Lookie there, Leon, a New York plate, must be a commiepinkofag.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

liplock

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

social work

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.

Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).

by harry flashman July 19, 2003