pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.
Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
mugGet the pan handlemug.

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.
Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
mugGet the fastidiousmug.

Yuri

To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.
Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
mugGet the Yurimug.

wartling

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.
by harry flashman August 01, 2003
mugGet the wartlingmug.

ripoff

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.
Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
mugGet the ripoffmug.

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.
Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
mugGet the Toadly-Wan-Kanobimug.

lattetude

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.
Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.
by harry flashman August 29, 2003
mugGet the lattetudemug.