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A country which is popular in US because of its oil and in the rest of the world because of a ghost. It has the smallest football league in the world, sponsored by Penaldo, but claimed by Penaldogs to be the greatest league. Actually nothing less than Farmers league.
Penaldog in 2018: "Serie A is the best league in world"
Penaldog in 2023: "Fraudi Oilrabia league is the best league in world"
Penaldog in 2023: "Fraudi Oilrabia league is the best league in world"
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
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Get the Tapindowski mug.Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
Get the Christopher Pessibus mug.An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
Get the VARchester City mug.A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.
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