10 definitions by Harry Maguire GOAT
A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.
Don't be a tapindowski. You will not get any tapins here.
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
A country which is popular in US because of its oil and in the rest of the world because of a ghost. It has the smallest football league in the world, sponsored by Penaldo, but claimed by Penaldogs to be the greatest league. Actually nothing less than Farmers league.
Penaldog in 2018: "Serie A is the best league in world"
Penaldog in 2023: "Fraudi Oilrabia league is the best league in world"
Penaldog in 2023: "Fraudi Oilrabia league is the best league in world"
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
A turtle from France, best known for playing in Farmers league in an attempt to become a billionaire and escape big teams in LaLiga. His fans claim the world cup in Qatar to be rigged, but they don't want to accept the fact that Mpaypal is a pen merchant.
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023