Definitions by Harry Flashman

serious emotional trauma 

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

serious emotional trauma by harry flashman July 14, 2003

real world 

A sober reality that realizes that even though life sometimes sucks you keep moving forward.

Get used to the real world...if you don't like your $5.50/hr job go develop a skill that pays more.

real world by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Rambo 

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.

In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.

Rambo by harry flashman July 14, 2003

crapola 

Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.

Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.

crapola by harry flashman July 14, 2003

assteroid 

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003

larrupin' 

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

larrupin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003

asswhuppin' 

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

asswhuppin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003