Definitions by Harry Flashman
real world
real world by harry flashman July 14, 2003
aphid
Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.
Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.
aphid by harry flashman July 14, 2003
Rambo
A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.
In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.
Rambo by harry flashman July 14, 2003
larrupin'
An old fashioned asswhuppin'.
If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.
larrupin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003
assteroid
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003
asswhuppin'
Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.
asswhuppin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003