Harry Flashman's definitions

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Cordapio

A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.

Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

asswhuppin'

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

italy

A country renowned for its military prowess.

Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003