Harry Flashman's definitions

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

dianetics

A nervous twitch that Diane Feinstein gets when she spins the truth in political speeches.

Senator Feinstein got that dianetics again...she must be talking about gun control.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

krap

KKK dung.

Grand Klugle Marmaluke excused himself from the cross-burning to go take a krap.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

jugglies

Unattractive breasts.

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

whoa

A command to hold up or stop.

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003