Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
by harry flashman August 10, 2003
Get the fiddlefartmug. 
Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
Get the mashed potato sandwichmug. A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.
by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004
Get the ass rashmug. Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
Get the EPD'smug. What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.
Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
Get the shoebombmug. A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.
Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Get the Redneckmug.