Harry Flashman's definitions

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Orgasmic

A word that describes something that brings you great joy.

I'm telling you Staff Sargeant Bohannon ain't no more orgasmic job in the Corps than artillery...VT frag over a herd of water buffalo...White Phosphorous on a VC vill....fleshettes nailing a Cong to a Banyan tree. Semper-friggin'-fi!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

heyduke

1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.

1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.

Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003