Harry Flashman's definitions

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

Qusay and Uday

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.

Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

fuckeroo

A promiscuous man at a gay dude ranch.

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

schnikes

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

by harry flashman October 23, 2003