Definitions by Harry Flashman

Qusay and Uday 

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.

Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.

Qusay and Uday by harry flashman August 3, 2003

hacker 

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

hacker by harry flashman August 3, 2003

acreage 

Another sign of old age.

Aunt Gertie complained of roomatiz and acreage in her joints.

acreage by harry flashman August 3, 2003

Arigato 

Spanglish for "hairy cat"

Juan loved Juanita and her arigato.

Arigato by harry flashman August 3, 2003

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

groinal acreage by harry flashman August 3, 2003

buggering

An entomological outing.

I've invited some of my colleagues to go buggering this weekend, who you like to go too?

buggering by harry flashman August 2, 2003

Fists of Furry 

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

Fists of Furry by harry flashman August 2, 2003